Braveheart (Special Collector's Edition)

Buy This Item Braveheart (Special Collector's Edition) by PARAMOUNT PICTURES  Available from Amazon  $14.99  on 8-11-2008     Mel Gibson directs and stars in this Academy Award-winning epic based on the life of legendary thirteenth century Scottish hero William Wallace. Returning to his homeland following the death of an heirless king, Wallace (Mel Gibson) finds the political landscape precarious. Edward the Longshanks, King of England (Patrick McGoohan), has captured Scotland's throne and threatens the freedom of all Scottish people, as tyrannical policies instituted by the English plague the Scots. Initially, Wallace is content to stand by the wayside, yearning for the simple life of building a home and raising a family. However, when the woman he loves (Catherine McCormack) suffers a cruel fate at the hands of English soldiers, Wallace takes a stand against the new rule. With his fierce patriotism and determination, he gathers an amateur but passionately rebellious army. Although this makeshift force may be outnumbered by the English troops, their desperation and love for their land surpass any military maneuvers, as evidenced in the film's breathtaking battle sequences. Reader Reviews This good guy is the goodest ever! He gets married and she gets killed by really mean bad guy, so he gets his buddies and they gets revenge because there so tough! Oh and when he was a little kid with redneck harecut he saw people hanged like sides of beef in hut by older bad guys. Then he gets all the good guys in the land together and they put blue paint on there faces and moon the bad guy army and catch arrows in there buts. But they beat the bad guy army because there tuffer! Anways, the Prince Precious of england is really effemnate, becuause bad guys are never tough and manly, but the good guys are always hertersexual and virile -- it's true. You can look it up. So the good guy sleeps withe every woman he sees in the movie because tough guys are so resistable. Eventually, the bad guys capture the good guy to set up the climax, so he gets put in the Iron Maiden and yells FREEEEEDUUUMMMMBBBB!!! and breaks iron links by stretching his mussels and escapes with two other good guys from a city of 100,000 bad guys who are all stupid and blind. Mel Gibson makes good use of all of the hairspray that Bon Jovi had left over from the 80's as well.

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