King of the Streets

Buy This Item King of the Streets by Xenon  Available from Amazon  $19.98  on 11-29-2008     Anthony Quinn does a superb job in this very well made documentary.It's highly recommended!! Reader Reviews no one could have actually made this movie. i refuse to believe it exists. no one on earth would consciously write this script-- not even on accident. i mean i've watched as much of this movie as i can but i refuse to believe its real. i stole my vhs copy from blockbuster's dumpster--i think it was planted by aliens. "i must defeat great evil." "is great evil over there?" I'm serious, this movie goes beyond stupidity, into realms even genius can t touch. Is it worth watching? well, it is certainly mind boggling; there's tons of gratuitous nudity; plenty of nice 80s style car explosions (did every one in the 80s drive around with napalm and dynamite in the back seat? -- must've been the pinto influence) and violence, yeah how do i even describe the fight sequences? they're definitely very,, sequential. i mean punch, block counter punch, it all seems to be there, even when a direct hit misses by about 40 feet, in slow motion, just so you won't miss how bad it is. but that doesnt begin to really describe what this movie is all about: its an alien prince (from another planet mind you) who comes to earth a planet so far away that the earth is as small as,, a really huge moon in its sky. the alien (who names himself buddy) comes here to defeat a great evil (any evil, he's not real picky) so he'll feel secure enough in his manhood to rule his father's empire. And he's got psychic powers. and a bum builds him this insanely cool car. and theres lots of naked chicks involved. i mean ALOT of naked chicks. so alien boy starts a gang. and a community library--with the help of his newly reformed latino rapist friends. and starts fight ing great evil, all with the eloquence of rain man. and the deep philosophies of a retarded version of buddha; and some kung fu skills he picks up along the way. and some really big hanguns. and his new girlfriend and; and he helps peole overcome their child hood traumas and did i mention he fights great evil? who turns out to be mister one, who is a gang lord/ pimp/ rapist/ drug dealer. and the cops are corrupt; and it takes about 50 bad guys in about 32 classic hot rod cars to pick up a $500 protection payment but if you break a piece of wood and yell "NO MORE!!!!" really loud in slow motion they'll all be your friends and,,i cant even go on... if you thought escape from new york was fun. this is like that but without making any sense if you admire the sci-fi blaxploitation of brother from another planet. this is far more ridiculous if you love watching a retarded attempt at moral preaching. by a director who's apparently lost all moral logic this is , well this is ridiculous, beyond all sanity. its like some really deep down racist guy set out to make a movie about racial unity and how nice it would be if we could just help our dumb minority friends and make them stop being evil and there's even some break dancing in the name of literacy and nothing pisses off great evil like the words "be temperate" spray painted on a wall somewhere.

King of the Streets Available from Amazon Price: $19.98 Updated on 11-29-2008.

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