Private Resort

Buy This Item Private Resort by Sony Pictures  Available from Amazon  $8.49  on 11-14-2008     Ben and Jack are a couple of guys hanging out at a posh Miami resort hoping to snag one of the wealthy and beautiful women who are staying there. Comic relief is provided by the Maestro, a jewel thief who dresses in drag. When he's not busy hopping in and out of bed, Jack manages to get Ben into plenty of trouble. Reader Reviews The 21 year old Johnny Depp appears here as one of two teens on the make at a Florida resort hotel - their only wish is to get laid. Complications ensue. Nothing new here - situations evolve out of classic farce and slapstick encounters. Both Rob Morrow and Depp expose their butts in a few sequences and there are more exposed women's breasts than in any other commercially released film I've seen. There is the inept jewel thief, the lecherous waiter with designs on the sweet young waitress and a dotty matron. Morrow manages to be obnoxious and Depp merely cute. He isn't called upon to create a character here - it was after all his first leading film role and only his second film appearance. There are a few continuity errors probably due to editing decisions but only one stands out (Depp manages to bed his girl but we don't see anything of the encounter the night before, only waking up the morning after). Tony Azito and Hector Aleandro are amusing as the frustrated security director and the jewel thief, but the film is stolen by Dody Goodman as the dotty matron. Watching her throw herself at a barber in the bushes after accidentally downing a handful of quualudes and attempting to thwart the theft of her diamond with a number of karate moves bring the only real laughs in the film. To summarize, an amusing teen age sex farce with lots of exposed skin, but nothing more.

Private Resort Available from Amazon Price: $8.49 Updated on 11-14-2008.

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