Jesus Christ Serial Rapist

Buy This Item Jesus Christ Serial Rapist by Grimoire  Available from Amazon  $12.99  on 11-17-2008     First he nails you, then he NAILS you! This is a surreal movie about a schizophrenic who thinks that he is the reincarnation of Jesus, and he stalks other reincarnations, like Judas, intending to take revenge for the past. When a girlfriend of a victim walks in during a gruesome murder, the schizophrenic then decides that a more fitting punishment for his enemies is to torture, rape, and crucify their women. Reader Reviews Okay, for starters if you're a fan of sexploitation sleaze, you just about have to buy a film named like this, don't you? I mean, you know there are going to be some problems just from the box cover, a drawing (from a website advertised in the flick) of a naked young girl in a middle-east like scene carrying a cross with whipmarks on her bum. Uh, okay, but that can't possibly have anything to do with the film, eh? Another problem might be that it supposedly won the "Tales of Woe" film festival, which so far as I can find doesn't exist. Well, nevermind, like I said, someone has to buy this and review it solely due to the title, even though there's a strong possibility that it could be some student art flick with the title pasted on later . . . which of course it is. In fact the disk doesn't even bother to disguise the fact that the real name of this wreck is "Into Thy Hands". Apparently they couldn't even bother to edit the video to match the box. After some more drawings, with more in the so-called "bonus feature", the embarrasment begins, which is basically an ultra short and ultra cheap semi-slasher flick with no pay offs. The continuity is laughable, like when the bearded killer wastes 30 seconds getting a rope unsnarled while the camera runs. There is some nudity and some sleaze scenes that might have been half decent if they weren't filmed in slow motion with no sound. Oh, did I forget? There's a sludgy background music track but no actual sound recording at all. R-rated bondage gets practically no respect at all these days, what with it plastered all over usenet and the web, so that nets this mess the minimum one star. For joke collectors only.

Jesus Christ Serial Rapist Available from Amazon Price: $12.99 Updated on 11-17-2008.

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